Miscellaneous Quotes

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --- Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

--- Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among this is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

--- Lyn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --- Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --- George Burns

"Women might be able to f! ake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationshp." --- Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." --- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

--- Jack Nicholson.



"Clinton Lied. A man may forget where he parks his car or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, not matter how bad it is." --- Barbara Bush (A former US first lady, who has a sense of Humor.



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --- Robin Williams

"According to a new survey, women say they feel comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of women. They say that women are too judgemntal, where of course, men are just grateful." --- Rob! erb De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --- Dustin Hoffman



"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --- Robin Willims

"It's been so long since I've had sex. I've forgoten who ties up whom." --- Joan

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little thigns like being spanked everyday by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." --- Elmo Phillips



"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." --- Oscar Wilde



"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." --- Steve Martin



"There's very little advice in mens magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --- Jerry Seinfeld


"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --- Billy Crystal



"It isn't pre-marital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

--- Georg Burns