Don't Spank Me!

All my girlfriends are out dating tonight, so I've got noone to talk to about my misery! It sucks to have noone to talk to in times of emotional crisis. It's almost as bad as running out of chocolate while you're sprawled on the couch, pretending to watch a cheesy flick while contemplating about your sob and sad miserable existence. Then I got really bored which complicated things. I just couldn't resist the manic urge to give myself something to laugh about. I started calling my girlfriends and they weren't happy. They were all in the middle of 'something something.' Some screamed at me, others pretended to be someone else and a few of them even used the 'bad signal excuse.' I admit I was rather annoying really, but I needed something to laugh about. And bugging my girlfriends seemed like a practical and brilliant idea. Am I bad? Nah, not really. Just being naughty!